“Oh, yer an ambitious one all right, aren’t you Mr. Charles Thwat of Mayfair. Or should I call yer by yer original name, Charlie Clutterbuckthwaite of Scumchester Fish Market! Ye’ve got it all, now. Yer Saville Row suit, yer E-Type jag, yer blonde wife in Esher, yer smart TOWCESTER Chelsea Boot in Brown Leather wi’ its Rubber Sole for a quick getaway. But in yer heart of hearts, you’d give it all oop tomorrow for a plate of fish heads and a clip round the ear from yer old mam, wouldn’t ye, Charlie?... Wouldn’t ye?... Charlie?... Charlie?...’ From ‘Restroom at the Top’ (1958) by John Braine.